Announcing the "Cinemartin 8K" camera.
I mean, WATCH THIS THING. ALL OF IT.
If it's a satire, it is one of the most brilliant I've ever seen. Meet Alejandro. Feel his passion. Experience the music. Let the images from this incredible camera wash over you.
It is a MASTERWORK.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6enZ6aVfis
P.S. please pay especially careful attention at 2:52, with the shot of the beautiful model, as Alejandro intones ""Let me show you how it grades".